小学的英语搞笑作文

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小学的英语搞笑作文

关于”搞笑“英语作文模板2篇,作文题目:。以下是关于搞笑中考英语模板,每篇作文均为满分模板带翻译。

高分英语作文1:

"I work for a gup of sn." the fo best fends met in the hospital becse their wives were having children. The nse went up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have ins." After a while, the nse came up to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you got tplets." The man said, "it's strange. I'm the of Minnesota Twins." It's like, "well, strangely, I'm the director of Three Musketeers.".

Finally, the nse came up to the third man and said, "Congratulations, you have ins X." the man said happily, "inically, I work at the fo seasons hotel." all three of them were very happy until the last partner jumped rywhere. They csed God, banged his head against the wall and asked him what was wng. He replied, "what's the pblem with me working for 7up?" ”A young lady was bught to the judge to answer a ticket for dving thugh a red light.

She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked to deal with her case immediately so that she could attend class quickly. There was a wild light in the judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said, "madam, I'll fulfill my lifelong ambition.

I'll sit on that table and wte" I'll run the red light "500 times.

中文翻译:

“我为7人组工作”四个最好朋友在医院相识,因为他们妻子在生孩子。护士走到第一个男人跟前说,“恭喜你,你有双胞胎。”过了一会儿,护士走到第二个男人跟前说:“恭喜你,你得了三胞胎。

”男人说:“真奇怪,我是明尼苏达双胞胎经理。”就像是“嗯,奇怪,我是《3个火枪手》导演。最后,护士走到第三个男人跟前说“恭喜你,你有双胞胎x”男人很高兴地说,“讽刺是,我在四季酒店工作”,他们三个都很高兴,直到最后一个伙伴跳得到处都是,他们咒骂上帝,把他头撞在墙上,问他出了什么事,他回答说:“我为7up公司工作有什么问题”:“:”,:“:”:“M”,:“:”“:”“在中西部一个大城市交通法庭上打了五百次,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前回答一张罚单,因为她开车闯红灯,她向法官大人解释说,她是一名学校教师,并要求立即处理她案件,以便她能快点上课。

法官眼中闪现出一种狂野光芒,“你是学校老师,嗯”他说“夫人,我将实现我毕生抱负坐在那张桌子上写下“我闯红灯”五百遍。

万能作文模板2:

"Hard work does not harm people. Why take sks?" before Liang Zhuge came out, he had no expeence in leading the army. Why should I have expeence when I was looking for a job? I just bit my bone: "are we poisonous?" The snake asked her mother, "yes, honey," and she said, "why do you ask," becse I just bit my tongue.

"A person has to go thugh at least o Adventes a day: one shamelessly pretending to be , and one night's crazy snack. The motto of Harvard University is that a pigeon pulls feces to his father's face. Dad: bng a piece of paper.

Son: how can I it fly so high.

中文翻译:

“勤劳不害人,何必冒险”在梁诸葛出来之前,他没有军队经验,为什么我找工作时候应该有经验我刚刚咬了我通骨:“我们有毒吗?”小蛇问“是,亲爱,”她回答说“你为什么问”“因为我刚刚咬了我舌头”一个人每天至少要经历两次冒险:一次无耻地假装,一次彻夜疯狂小吃。哈佛大学格言是一只鸽子把拉到脸上,:拿张纸来儿子:它飞得那么高,我怎么能帮它起来呢。

满分英语范文3:搞笑

On the first flight, Mr. Johnson had nr been on a plane before. He had read many books about air crash.

So one day, when a fend offered to take him for a de in his own all plane, Mr. Johnson was very wored about whether he could accept it. Howr, his fend convinced him that the plane was very safe, so Mr.

Johnson boarded the plane dven by his fend Mr. a heard that the most dangeus part of the plane was taking off and landing. He was very afraid.

After a minute or o, he closed his eyes. He opened his eyes again, looked out of the window, and said to his fend, "look at the people below. They look like ants, aren't they?" those are ants, "his fend replied," we're still on the gund.

".

中文翻译:

第一次飞行约翰逊先生以前从来没有坐过飞机,他读过很多关于空难书,所以有一天,当一个朋友提出要带他去他自己小飞机上兜风时,约翰逊先生非常担心最终能否接受,然而,他朋友说服他说飞机非常安全,于是约翰逊先生登上了他朋友开飞机约翰逊先生听说飞机最危险部分是起飞和降落,他非常害怕,一两分钟后闭上了眼睛,他再次睁开眼睛,向窗外望去,对他朋友说:,“看看下面那些人,他们看起来像蚂蚁一样小,不是吗”“那些是蚂蚁,”他朋友回答说,“我们还在地上”。

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